Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Steward's Sons - Body Type Comparison

If Faramir thinks about clothes any harder he may actually turn into a pair of trousers.

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  1. She is never gladder for her thick beard—her mother be damned, she was going to grow it out to a length she could be proud of, none of this carefully groomed stubble for her!—when she met Boromir’s younger brother, Faramir. While both men towered over her, at least Boromir had a thickness to his body which appealed to her Dwarven sensibilities. Faramir was built as though he had originally been intended by the gods as a walking stick than a Man.


    Her beard concealed how hard she had to bite her lips to keep from laughing at her gawky brother-in-law—although she was fairly sure that Boromir saw at least a little of it, if his confused glance revealed anything. She was glad, suddenly, that he had been sent to Rivendell so many, many months ago.

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